Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Google calendar. Schedule me :)

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Most disturbing myspace video yet

This is the disturbing video of the day. Is he serious?

Sirens Song-Preview

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Teacher Lovin

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Dick in a box?


This kid claims he shipped himself to Michigan oin this box:

Win a Wii!

For real. No weird offers to complete - just send a pic and try to win.

Mike Rowe - about dirty jobs

Monday, March 9, 2009

*tear*

Friday, March 6, 2009

Violent attack on bus driver



Not cool, man. Not cool.

Fringle

This morning, I was staring blankly at my Google homepage, when I decided to type in the first word that came to mind. The word was "Fringle". Now, I have no idea why this word came to mind, but that's what I typed. I was shocked to learn its actual meaning from Urbandictionary.com:

"1.
Fringle
9 up, 6 down
The jerk of one's testicals when one jumps from a ledge, generally 6 feet or higher, resulting in slight pain in the testicles (The higher the ledge or farther the jump, the more extreme the pain), caused by the jerk itself or the action of the genitals slapping against the Dotus (Also known as the Gooch or Taint) "
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fringle

I also laughed at the word Gooch :)

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Limo Dallas | Affordable Limo Service | DFW Limo Service - Cowboys Stadium Pics!

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Daddy Aint Comin Home

Jerry Jones on TO

Exclusive comments from Jerry Jones on letting TO go
http://www.nfl.com/videos?videoId=09000d5d80f18ba6

25 things I hate about Facebook

I second every one of those things:

Closed Zone

Lil Wayne on Kimmel


What about your grandmother?? (just a joke - no offense, sir)

Ping Pong Celebration Dance

Vanilla Ice says "Sorry"



We forgive you Rob :)

Why does Katie Holmes look like this?


Early reports are that Katie actually let Tom cut her hair - the beads were his idea (j/k)
http://dissed.net/celebrity-hair-nightmare-katie-holmes-again/

Miranda Kerr



Miranda Kerr is the new Victorias Secret model Du Jour:

Audi Shark Vid

Whoa - this is crazy stuff from Audi. Later A4, hello Shark. Me and Jason Statham will be hunting you down soon in this thing :)

http://www.carbodydesign.com/archive/2009/02/26-audi-shark-concept/

Canadian judge finds beheader not guilty


Seriously? He ate someone...

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

New PhillyD for today

Views on the Chicken McNuggets incident.

Billie Jean/Thriller




Funny to hear him hit on a woman. lol, "Oh Michael..."

New Tax breaks

I was surprised to learn that I now qualify for COBRA! Thx Obama! Apparently, if you lost your job after Sept. 1st 2008 (which I did), and you turned down temporary medical care - a.k.a. COBRA, then you are now eligible for it again at a discount. Pretty sweet. So, I will be calling my previous employer, and sticking it to them...again.

Story: http://www.foxbusiness.com/story/personal-finance/financial-planning/tax/new-tax-breaks-unemployed-college-students-commuters/

I'm gonna need you to watch this


So awesome (click on picture)

More Octumom News

Using Twitter for work

The Crevasse



That is so freakin sweet.

Zapatero dice para follar en vez de para apoyar



Porque? Porque...

I have no idea what he is saying, but thanks to my Spanish speaking friends for the traffic!
Here is the story in English: http://www.reuters.com/article/internetNews/idUSTRE5232J420090304?feedType=RSS&feedName=internetNews

KRLD - Plano Police Stepping Up Patrol On Drunk Drivers

KRLD - Plano Police Stepping Up Patrol On Drunk Drivers

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Tuesday, March 3, 2009

McNugget Emergency

New Philly D!

So wrong but so so right


I too have a thing for Rachel Ray. Will you marry me and make me a turkey Rachel Ray?

Alfa Romeo


The new Alfa Romeo MiTo GTA. I want this car so, so badly. I would really like to get the big version, the Competizione, but I can only imagine the car payment. This may actually be do-able and roughly the same range as a high-end BMW.

Colbert calls Canton, TX an outhouse



No comment

What's Twitter (lol)??

Great Shiner Pic

Shiner Commemorator
I love shiner beer :)

So apparently rotten eggs are better than Viagra


We know another lovely side effect of rotton eggs. Get ready for some action baby :)



No Life Jackets for missing Football Players


So, it turns out these guys were not wearing life jackets after all. Not looking too good for them:

Marquis Cooper, Corey Smith and one other man are still missing. The photo above is of Nick Schuyler, and he has been recovered (and is very lucky)


Extreme home foreclosure


Extreme Home Makeover family loses house


Monday, March 2, 2009

Purple Limo seized



Thank God

Celebs on Twitter

Celebrity Twitter List - a list here on BloggersBlog.com.
Celebrities on Twitter - a list of celebrity Twitter users created by Julie-Ann Amos.
CelebritiesUsingTwitter.com - a directory of celebrities using Twitter.
CelebrityTweet.com - posts tweets from celebrity twitterers as they happen.
Guardian's List of twittering celebrities.
Mashable's List of 25+ Twitterers.
Minor Celebrities - a list from the useful Twitter Fan Wiki.
Times Online - 50 most popular celebrities on Twitter.

Say hello to the fastest hybrid in the world


The new Giugiaro concept. I want to marry this car.

Part Two - Cops Vs. Drunk Guy

I live is this area, folks...

Addison, Texas - all too familiar...

Friday, February 27, 2009

Worth it just for the ring tone...

Perhaps the most disturbing image of the war


This has got to be the most disturbing image I have seen to date of the war in Afghanistan

New kind of fish discovered




Check out this new species of fish. It hops instead of swimming

Kurt Metzger

So, the phone on my desk just rang, and I happened to glance at the caller ID. The name that came up was Kurt Metzger. It sounded familiar, so I Googled it. This is what came up. Wonder if it is him:


Bush can't get the Morning News

Apparently the DMN won't hook Bush up? What's the matter? Afraid your liberal slant will come back to haunt you? lol, j/k

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2009/02/laura-bush.html

Mr. Bush,
Allow me to share with you the usual headlines:
1. Cowboys are fools
2. Jerry Jones is insane
3. We can't ever finish building stuff because our infrastructure sucks
4. Deep Ellum and Lower Greenville are blights on the city
5. Someone got stabbed
6. Someone got shot
7. Maniacs are on the loose on the freeway
8. A kid got locked in a car
9. People are fat here
10. Our kids still can't read

Beer Wars Movie

Weapons of Mass Inebriation:


Beer Wars Movie

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Jimmy Kimmel says "Clit"

Deaf Pedestrians

I love this band:

Be cool - digg us cuz we're awesome

So, be a buddy and go digg this article:
http://digg.com/autos/Limo_Dallas_Captain_Limousines_Affordable_Limo_Dallas

I will be forever in debt

Rick Ross Track

The other day, I posted a new track from recording artist Rick Ross. Unfortunately, I infringed on his copyright. So, Google took down my post - since they own this blog. Ahhh, limited liability. I love it. Anyway, if you got the track, good for you. If you didn't, I'm sorry, but I will email it to you if you hit me up.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Papa Chester's proud?!

Missing jewlery found in Cheetos bag:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,501445,00.html

Alternative Roots

A pretty decent find from Poptub (pepsi's youtube):

Limo Dallas | Affordable Dallas Limousine Service - Limousines - How They're Made (part 2)

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Lady Gaga


I'm kind of a fan of the music (not a huge one by any means), but I always thought she wasn't that good looking. The only redeeming factor is that she never leaves much to the imagination. Check out this really good pictorial:

Lady GaGa is a VIP, Snubs Playboy

Another hot track

Another hot track - remix of "Turning me On" with Keri Hilson and Lil Wayne (enjoy):
http://www.mp3waxx.com/jobfolders/KERIHILSONREMIX/Keri_Hilson_ft_Rosco_and_Lil_Wayne-Turning_Me_On_REMIX.zip

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Latest rantings from Philip DeFranco

This guy is great & Megan Fox is a BC fo sho:

Six flags serving beer in a few days!

Drunken Texas Giant, here I come!
http://www.krld.com/pages/3917069.php?contentType=4&contentId=3580417

Disturbing news about digital music

Now you can download racist music stright to your ipod! Are you a skinhead with a sense of style... O.K., obviously, I am being facetious. This is truly disturbing, but then again, it is a free country. It's not the fact that you can download the music that is truly the disturbing part. It's the fact that there are still people mongering hatred because of people's skin tone. And now they are making $ from it:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,500104,00.html


Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Conflicting TV/iNet graphic? Perhaps...

Its definitely a sad story, BUT... I'm not sure that a shooting and beads should be sharing space:
http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/Infant_4_More_Shot_on_Mardi_G

Ever wonder what the vault at the Fed at Dallas looked like?


GeekBrief.TV #486 from Cali Lewis on Vimeo.

Dallas - not the safest place at night

Another tragic story of a death at a Dallas area night club. Dallas City Council, listen up. The way to stop this is NOT to stop having nightclubs, or to try to close them all. The way to stop this is by not letting violent repeat offenders back into the streets. Yes, the guy that did it is from NM, but who started the fight? What kind of atmosphere was present at the location? How many there were felons, criminals, or had warrants? Decent people still want to go out, we just don't want to worry if we will be run down in the street. We also don't want to be harrassed by people who should be in jail. Thank you.
http://cbs11tv.com/local/airman.arrested.albuquerque.2.942635.html

Foodimentary guy does a blog

So, I follow this guy on twitter that goes by the handle @foodimentary. He tweets constantly during the day. It's something to the effect of "Broccoli was first grown and harvested on Nov. 10 1888". Something like that. Anyway, I stumbled across his blog today, and i was surprised to learn that he actually has other twitter accounts. I don't care though, so i am just listing the one.

PS-sorry it has been quiet for a few days. Project at work ARRRRGH!

Monday, February 23, 2009

MC Hammer loves Twitter!

http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=6928447

So do we Mr. Hammer
http://twitter.com/captainlimos

Fox News is on a roll!


Nichole and Joel are preggers again! Hot.

Maxim Monday


More hotties for your eyeballs. Danneel Ha.

Check out more exclusive Maxim shots of Daneel from Foxnews.com?!

Newest Virgin Airplane girl?


Miranda Kerr could be the next virgin girl on the side of a plane. Good choice!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,498524,00.html

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Sign me up!

"A state lawmaker is proposing to allow ordinary Texans with rifles and shotguns to shoot the voracious, tusked animals from helicopters."

Aerial pig shooting. From helocoptors:
http://cbs11tv.com/local/aerial.wild.pig.2.939085.html

My 100th post

Fitting that it is an embed of Tweet-a-thon:

Do you like Snuggies?

Well I don't, but I would like them better if I was drunk. Check out the "Snuggie Pub Crawl" in Dallas:
http://www.snuggiepubcrawl.com/Locations/Dallas/

NewPhillyD for today

This guy is awesome:

Woman loses $300,000 in dating hoax

I feel like I should be taking notes here:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,496424,00.html

I love this song:

T.I. - Dead And Gone ft. Justin Timberlake

$22,000 cat

I want it to be bigger. Like eat an intruder bigger:
$22,000 Cat

Oh yeah...

Hmmm - another weird duo?

Yesterdays PhillyD - a little out of order

HOW TO: Take Control of Your Google Search Results

HOW TO: Take Control of Your Google Search Results

Everyone should know this. EVERYONE!

Chris Brown Challenged to "Real Fight"

No Southpark for iPhone


I want a sex swing:

Facebook takes furniture...


How Limos are built!



Check out how Limos are built. So cool.

Even a bank robber has to keep it cool...


Well, since he isn't punching a clock, I guess he figured a ball cap would be o.k. BTW - if you see this guy, call Dallas Police. He robbed a bank.

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Anyone else find this disturbing

O.K., while scoruing my twitter feed for more post-worthy stuff, I came across a story of a TV exec. in NY that has been accused of beheading his wife:

That is not the disturbing part though. When I visited Foxnews.com to see the story, I noticed that under the main photo, they have displayed headshots of the people involved. Its as if they entertaining the thought of what she must look like as a head without a body. Fox, you are gross.


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Twitter quote of the day

"Thought this was too funny..." 'I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.' " -A.W.Brown" @vargasl

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Web of lies

More on the shady Texas Billionaire:
http://www.foxbusiness.com/story/markets/business-leaders/stanford-deployed-web-lies-documents/
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Tiger's Son!


Congrats Tiger!

The first photos of Tiger Woods' new baby boy, Charlie Axel Woods.

Entire Band Discography in Apple App Store For 3 Dollars

Entire Band Discography in Apple App Store For 3 Dollars

The amount of money they are making on this is staggering

Those fireballs over TX? Meteors...



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I love Gmail, but HTML 5 scares me...


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This is relatively boring if you are not a developer, so I feel that I owe you a bit of explanation. The reason why this is cool is because you can save all of your downloaded Gmail, and view it even if your device is not connected to the net. So, instead of getting a 404 error from your browser, you get the latest info that you just downloaded. It does it by storing it locally. Yes, it is exciting for developers. It also means that you have to learn a new standard, and figure out how to develop apps based on this "local database" standard from HTML 5. Thx technology.

Really good shot of Obama's Limo


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Right Round (Flow Rida) - cuz I love it


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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

The new reef sandals


I like them so much, I am promoting them. These are the new ones.


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Reef girls


This all started when I bought a pair of reef sandals. I already knew they were great, but who knew we would soon have this! I love REEF (and booty)!

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Daily Douchebag


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Wedgie stops thief...lol


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Trill Billy - chew that Turkey leg - um, yeah


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I see drunken tweets in our future!


This should be terrific:




Go follow this guy: http://twitter.com/tommartin

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Got Lice?

Schools don't seem to care as much, and gross:

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Free presentation at TRAC


The Trinity River Audubaun Center is hosting a free event Thurs. (and every Thurs.). Seems like a cool place to hang out (watch the poo falling from the sky though). Go RSVP:

Texas-themed?


So, apparently Texas is making a comeback. All that had to happen was for a Texan not to be in The White House anymore. Amazing. Anyway, this is from an article about a Texas-Themed restauraunt that was reviewed by a NY City blog (New York Magazine - we know, you're huge). Someone commented that it is not authentic unless they serve Shiner. I agree:


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If you haven't seen - be amazed

This had to take forever to make:


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World views by Phil

Props!

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Official stuff on Ike and Tina2 - I mean CB and Rihanna

Really?

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Why?

This song has a ridiculous amount of views on Youtube. Goes to show how little original content there is out there (go back to your ex Haley - for reals):

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OHH! It all makes sense now!



My boss still thinks this is true. He's feeding the pidgeons now actually:

http://www.google.com/technology/pigeonrank.html

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High Five Escalator


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Where's Joaquin?

If you have not seen this, here it is. Amazing that CBS would allow people to post this. Sweet revenge:

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You should never give xanax to Monkeys

Here's the press conference. Yes, he was taking xanax according to sources:

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Screw Fur - PETA make-out tour

Please come to Dallas, please come to Dallas, please come to Dallas...

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Coke Babies :)



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Say what?

Did she just say that Georgia produces "penis":

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Should college grads go right to unemployment?

I think not! Fight like I did! The hard reality is that an undergrad degree is no guarantee of employment. Face the facts and start at the bottom again. Make it work.

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Ever wondered what a job fair is like



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JJ talks about TO

http://www.dallasnews.com/video/dallasnews/hp/index.html?nvid=333203&shu=1

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Mashable’s Guide to Jobs in Social Media, Technology, and Web Development

If you don't blog for a living, you should:

Mashable’s Guide to Jobs in Social Media, Technology, and Web Development

We just did another photo shoot at work for some of our new vehicles, and I wanted to toss it up here first. Sneak Peek!!!

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North Dakota Bans Abortion! Holy cow Batman!

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Like to eat like me? Market Street (in the N. TX area) cooks up some awesome cooking classes and events:



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Celebrity Birthdays:
Vanna White is 52
John Travolta is 55
Juice Newton is 57
Cybill Shepard is 59
John Hughes is 59
Sinéad Cusack is 61
Yoko Ono is 76
Milos Forman is 77
Toni Morrison is 78
Dr. Dre is 44
Matt Dillon is 45
Greta Scacchi is 49
Molly Ringwald is 41
Regina Spektor is 29
Tracey E. Edmonds is 42
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The Texas Billionaire scammer, Stanford, is MISSING! We're shocked...

http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=6902982

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Bad Economy? Pre-emptively quit your job! Controversial iReport on CNN:


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Tori is coming to SXSW! Sweet! (picture by Perez Hilton - who could mistake that MSPaint writing?)

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Dallas continues its quest to become the fattest city in America. One snack cake at a time :)
Welcome to Dallas, Twinkie!

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/021909dnbusibc.e6dea6.html

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Legislating how long I can idle? Seriously? If they are really considering this, then maybe they should think about how long the traffic lights stay red...

http://www.krld.com/pages/3874259.php?contentType=4&contentId=3542973

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Check out all of the Peeks of the Week on The Sqwaker - the blog for BestofTexas.com. This place is all about Texas stuff:

http://blog.bestoftexas.com/?cat=8


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Fox interviews Dita Von Teese. So hot...


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Our friends at the Dallas Observer have pics up of the Annuals show:
http://www.dallasobserver.com/streetTeams/gallery/the-annuals-1239794/

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More than a little inappropriate. This was published in the New York Post today. Seems a little wrong during black history month - don't you think?

http://gawker.com/5155636/the-dumb-monkey-who-wrote-the-stimulus-bill-is-finally-dead-ha


Kinda puts my Taurus to shame, a little (a lot):


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